Everyone,
even the most law-abiding among us, has probably broken the law, likely
multiple times. Here is a simple list of
67 common violations.
1.
driving
faster than the posted speed limit
2.
driving
faster than 20 MPH in a school zone
3.
seriously
speeding on a highway
4.
minor
shop lifting (including office supplies from work)
5.
cheating
on taxes (for those old enough to understand)
6.
parking
illegally
7.
consuming
an illegal drug
8.
transporting
(knowingly or not) someone in possession of an illegal drug
9.
living
in a home where someone is growing pot
10.
living
in a home where someone is selling pot
11.
driving
after drinking alcohol
12.
driving
while drunk
13.
driving
with a child who is not in an approved car seat
14.
consuming
a prescription drug recreationally
15.
taking
a prescription drug from someone else
16.
taking
your parents’ liquor
17.
jaywalking
18. getting into a fist
fight
19. threatening to hurt
someone
20. sex before your age of consent
21. underage drinking
22. failure to report a crime against a minor
23. trespassing
24. doing a donut on someone’s lawn
25. vandalism
26. smuggling cigarettes and wine in from Mexico w/out paying the duty
27. hiring an illegal maid
28.
Using
mother nature as your restroom
29.
ripping
the tags off of pillows and mattresses
30.
movie
hopping...paying for one but watching more than one
31.
jumping
the turnstiles on the subway
32.
littering
33.
illegal
downloading
34.
keeping
a library book
35.
seeing
a crime and failing to report it
36.
not
stopping at a stop sign
37.
bringing
your own snacks into the movies
38.
public
intoxication
39.
sex
acts in public spaces
40.
some
sex acts in your own home with your legal spouse
41.
loitering
42.
pulling
over on side of highway/road
43.
doing
u-turn in a prohibited zone
44.
slander
45.
too
many occupants in car
46.
not
wearing seat belts
47.
providing
false identification…using a fake ID
48.
inaccurately
filling out a form for the government, or school, or a job app
49.
workplace
theft of time…personal calls, etc all while being paid for that time
50.
fireworks
(in some states)
51.
backyard
fires (in urban areas)
52.
TPing
someone's property
53.
texting/talking
on cell while driving (some states)
54.
parking
too far from curb (parallel parking)
55.
improper
passing
56.
driving
with a tail light out
57.
driving
with expired plates
58.
driving
without a valid license
59.
opening
someone else's mail
60.
smuggling
chocolate into the USA
61.
violating
Fire Code by exceeding maximum number of occupants in a space
62.
making
moonshine
63.
riding
a bicycle on the sidewalk
64.
not
wearing a seatbelt
65.
staying
after hours in a public park
66.
running
a red light
67.
not
cleaning up a pet's droppings when not dropped on your own property
Of
course, we can all identify one or two items on this list that we might
challenge as not technically illegal or whatever, but that is not the
point. Step back and take in the list as
a whole. The message is not really controversial: we are all law breakers.
That
does not mean we are not upstanding citizens (some of us anyway!) who
contribute to our communities, love our families, and work hard. It turns out that the meaning of being a law-abiding citizen is something
of a paradox in the real world.
This
matters and it doesn’t.
It
does not matter, if the take-away message is we need to be humble and cautious
about pointing our fingers at other’s law-breaking to demand ever more extreme
forms of punishment for minor crimes (the single largest portion of those
incarcerated in the past decades have been non-violent drug offenders, many
first offenders caught with small amounts of pot).
It
matters because the most common response to any discussion of racism in our CJS
is that ‘ there are more blacks in prison, so they chose to commit more crimes,
and deserve it.’ And if we start from
the premise that we all commit crimes, multiple crimes, but only some of us are
stopped and arrested and charged and sentenced and then labeled a felon for the
rest of your life (unable to get a job or housing or assistance), then the
simple insight here matters, because it transforms this most common of
responses from ‘common sense’ into a claim in need of examination (at least),
if not from ‘prevailing wisdom’ to ‘self-interested and bullshit justification’
for allowing our CJS to operate like a 21st century Jim Crow
system.
I
did not come up with this argument, but I recommend you take a look at Michelle
Alexander’s New Jim Crow. She is a professor of law at Ohio State (listen
to her on the Colbert Report) and she will be speaking in Akron as a part of Rethinking Race on February 7, 2013.
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